Ex-Playboy Playmate/Hef spittle cup holder declares her future youth sports career
I want to be a young mom, not the mom inside. I’ll be the coach of the baseball and soccer teams!”
— Kendra (Wilkinson) Baskett, US Weekly, Sept. 7, 2009
Given the former Girl Next Door’s camera-whoring and the impenetrability of that first sentence, the most likely thing your child would learn from a Coach Kendra is how to be a nutty reality show archetype. Which, come to think of it, is a more applicable and valuable life skill than most of your youth coaches can offer.