My 6-year-old teaches me new crotch slang
So I happen to have on today’s Chicago White Sox-Boston Red Sox game, and there’s a slow-motion replay of Chicago’s A.J. Pierzynski bouncing a foul ball right off his cup.
My 6-year-old son exclaims: “Oooooh, it hit him right in the sheen!”
I’ve heard a lot of synonyms for the testicles, including direct descendants such as the dumb guy pronunciation, tes-TIC-you-oles, and the Greek god pronunciation, test-i-clees. But until that moment I had never heard of “sheen.”
I think Chris Hardwick of “Web Soup” needs “sheen” for the updated edition of his Nut-Saurus.