Archive for the ‘Sports’ Category
So I was combing through RealityWanted.com, a reality show casting site, looking for opportunities to exploit myself and my family without first having to fake putting my young son on a weather balloon, and I came across this call from an unnamed CBS project:
National Television show booking parents of teens who feel their kid(s) are so focused on sports that it is affecting their schoolwork, grades, family life &/or other activities or causing them to neglect other activities.
You & your teen will get advice from a globally known psychologist as well as a championship-winning professional football coach on how to find a balance of sports, education & family life.
OK, first problem with this idea: it’s not the teens who need persuading to keep sports in perspective.
Second: “Globally known psychologist” has the stink of Dr. Phil all over it.
Third, and, um, biggest problem: if the championship-winning professional football coach is Jimmy Johnson, he’ll also spend time talking about his newly lengthened schlong. (ExtenZe struck gold getting a guy named “Jimmy Johnson” to hawk its purported pecker extender.)
If you win “Dinner with Jimmy Johnson,” you’re duty bound to order the jumbo-sized sausage.