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My 6-year-old teaches me new crotch slang

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3062137112_13a2079ea7So I happen to have on today’s Chicago White Sox-Boston Red Sox game, and there’s a slow-motion replay of Chicago’s A.J. Pierzynski bouncing a foul ball right off his cup.

My 6-year-old son exclaims: “Oooooh, it hit him right in the sheen!”

I’ve heard a lot of synonyms for the testicles, including direct descendants such as the dumb guy pronunciation, tes-TIC-you-oles, and the Greek god pronunciation, test-i-clees. But until that moment I had never heard of “sheen.”

I think Chris Hardwick of “Web Soup” needs “sheen” for the updated edition of his Nut-Saurus.

Written by rkcookjr

September 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm